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Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat and cook the breakfast sausage, breaking it apart as it cooks until browned with crispy bits, about 5-7 minutes. Don't drain the fat.
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Stir flour into the sausage and fat until fully absorbed. Cook for 2-3 minutes to eliminate raw flour taste. Gradually whisk in milk, reduce heat to medium-low, and stir until thickened, about 4-5 minutes.
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Remove gravy from heat and stir in seasoned salt, pepper, and optional herbs. Set aside. In a separate skillet, scramble the 5 eggs to your liking and set aside.
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Preheat oven to 375°F. In a large bowl, mix flour and salt. Cut in shortening and butter with a fork until mixture resembles pea-sized crumbs.
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In a separate bowl, whisk together 1 egg, vinegar, and cold water. Pour into flour mixture and stir just until it forms a dough ball.
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Roll out half the dough on a floured surface to ⅛-inch thickness. Cut into 3x4-inch rectangles - you'll need 2 rectangles per pop-tart (top and bottom).
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Place bottom crusts on parchment-lined baking sheets. Brush edges with egg wash, then add scrambled eggs and sausage gravy. Top with second crust and crimp edges with a fork to seal.
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Brush tops with egg wash and sprinkle with cheese and seasonings if desired. Bake for 25 minutes until golden brown. Cool for 5 minutes before serving.