Cucumber Ranch Crack Salad

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Slice cucumbers, mix with ranch dressing, cheddar cheese, bacon, and green onions. Add seasonings, toss well, chill briefly, and serve cold.

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Clare Greco
Updated on Tue, 17 Jun 2025 15:36:28 GMT
Cucumber Ranch Crack Salad
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Cucumber Ranch Crack Salad combines cool cucumber rounds with creamy ranch, sharp cheddar, crisp bacon, green onions, garlic, and dill. It is a no-cook four-serving side built for contrast: fresh crunch, smoky bacon, rich dressing, and two restrained seasonings.

The recipe takes exactly 10 minutes to prepare, requires no cooking, and has a 10-minute listed total. A brief optional 10–15 minute chill lets the flavors settle, but the salad remains best while the cucumbers are crisp.

Cucumber Ranch Crack Salad Ingredients

Sliced cucumbers, ranch, cheddar, bacon, green onions, garlic powder, dried dill, salt, and pepper
Sliced cucumbers, ranch, cheddar, bacon, green onions, garlic powder, dried dill, salt, and pepper | Recipes by Clare
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Use 2–3 cups fresh cucumbers sliced thin, ½ cup creamy ranch dressing, ½ cup shredded sharp cheddar, ⅓ cup crisp crumbled bacon, and 2 tablespoons chopped fresh green onions.

Season with exactly ½ teaspoon garlic powder and ½ teaspoon dried dill weed, plus salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste. Bacon, cheddar, and ranch already contribute salt, so taste before adding much more.

How to Make Cucumber Ranch Crack Salad

Four stages showing cucumber preparation, cucumber combined with bacon and cheddar, seasoned ranch, and finished cold salad
Four stages showing cucumber preparation, cucumber combined with bacon and cheddar, seasoned ranch, and finished cold salad | Recipes by Clare
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  1. Wash the cucumbers and slice them into rounds about ¼ inch thick.
  2. Chop 2 tablespoons green onions and, if needed, cook bacon until crisp and crumble ⅓ cup.
  3. Combine cucumbers, ½ cup cheddar, bacon, and green onions in a large bowl.
  4. Add ½ cup ranch, garlic powder, dried dill, salt, and pepper.
  5. Toss gently until every cucumber is lightly coated and the mix-ins are even.
  6. Chill 10–15 minutes for the best flavor if desired, then serve four cold portions.

Slice Cucumbers One-Quarter Inch Thick

Prepare Bacon and Green Onions

Combine the Four Main Components

Add Exactly One-Half Cup Ranch

Season with Garlic and Dill

Toss Gently Until Evenly Coated

Finished cucumber ranch salad with cheddar, bacon, green onions, garlic, and dill
Finished cucumber ranch salad with cheddar, bacon, green onions, garlic, and dill | recipesbyclare.com
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Chill for Ten to Fifteen Minutes

Serve Four Cold Portions

Balance the Range of Cucumbers

Prevent a Watery Salad

Conclusion

Slice 2–3 cups cucumbers into ¼-inch rounds. Combine them with ½ cup shredded sharp cheddar, ⅓ cup crisp bacon, and 2 tablespoons green onions. Add ½ cup creamy ranch, ½ teaspoon garlic powder, ½ teaspoon dried dill, salt, and black pepper. Toss gently until coated, optionally chill for 10–15 minutes, and serve four cold portions.

Frequently Asked Questions

→ How thick should the cucumbers be sliced?

Cut them into thin rounds about ¼ inch thick.

→ Does this salad require cooking?

No. It is a no-cook salad if the bacon is already cooked and crumbled.

→ How long should the salad chill?

Chill it for 10–15 minutes for the best flavor, then serve it cold.

→ How many servings does the recipe make?

It makes exactly four servings.

4.70 from 203 votes

Cucumber Ranch Crack Salad

Preparation Time:
10 Minutes
Cook Time:
0 Minutes
Total Cooking Time:
10 Minutes
Number of Servings:
4
Cucumber Ranch Crack Salad
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Cool, crunchy cucumber salad with ranch, bacon, and cheddar. Ready in 10 minutes with zero cooking required.

Ingredients You'll Need

  • Main Ingredients

  • Seasonings

How to Make It

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1. Prep Your Vegetables: Wash and slice the cucumbers into thin rounds - about ¼ inch thick works perfectly. Chop the green onions into small pieces. If your bacon isn't already cooked, fry it up until crispy and crumble into bite-sized pieces.

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2. Combine the Base: In a large mixing bowl, toss together the sliced cucumbers, shredded cheddar cheese, crumbled bacon, and chopped green onions. Give everything a gentle mix so it's evenly distributed.

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3. Add the Creamy Goodness: Pour the ranch dressing over the cucumber mixture. Sprinkle in the garlic powder, dried dill, and a pinch of salt and pepper. Don't go too heavy on the salt since the bacon and cheese already add plenty of flavor.

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4. Mix It All Together: Gently toss everything until the cucumbers are nicely coated with the ranch dressing and all the flavors are mixed throughout. Make sure every piece gets some of that creamy goodness.

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5. Chill and Serve: For the best flavor, pop it in the fridge for 10-15 minutes to let everything meld together. Serve chilled and garnish with extra bacon bits or green onions if you're feeling fancy.

Extra Information

  1. This addictive salad is called 'crack salad' because once you start eating it, you can't stop!
  2. Best enjoyed fresh, but will keep in the fridge for up to 2 days - though the cucumbers may release some water.
  3. Perfect for potlucks, barbecues, or as a refreshing side dish on hot summer days.
  4. No cooking required - just chop, mix, and enjoy this cool and crunchy treat.

Essential Tools

  • Large mixing bowl
  • Sharp knife
  • Cutting board

Allergy Warnings

Please check ingredients for potential allergens and consult a health professional if in doubt.
  • Contains dairy from cheddar cheese and ranch dressing
  • Contains eggs in ranch dressing
  • May contain soy in ranch dressing

Nutrition Details (Per Portion)

It is important to consider this information as approximate and not to use it as definitive health advice.
  • Calories: 185
  • Total Fat: 16 g
  • Total Carbohydrate: 6 g
  • Protein: 7 g